Draco's Laws Draco's Laws (females-chorus - males too - put to death) tempo=142 Draco's laws! Draco's laws! Draco's laws! Draco's laws! If yer chewing on some gum -put to death! smoking some weed - put to death! looking at some porn - put to death! Draco's laws Draco's laws Draco's laws Draco's laws '...uhhhhh....I hurt my back....' 'put to death!' '....I (ain't) got no food...' 'put to death!' '...I'm overweight....' put to death! Draco's laws Draco's laws horn part Draco's laws Draco's laws if yer kissing a girl - put to death! sent a picture of a nude - put to death! touched somebody's butt- put to death! Draco's laws Draco's laws Draco's laws Draco's laws followed the wrong religion (oooo!) did something gay, bi, lez/bi, gay or lez/had a gay experience (oooo!) had an affair/coveted thy neighbors wife/cheated on yer spouse (oooo!) Draco's laws Draco's laws horn part Draco's laws Draco's laws secretly watched our thoughts secretly watched us in our house/ people in their houses remotely moved our muscles/someone's/a muscle/remotely wrote on someone's neuron Draco's laws Draco's laws Draco's laws Draco's laws but murdered 3000 people not even a slap on the wrist! Galvanized a million people not even a slap on the wrist! assaulted thousands of people not even a slap on the wrist! Draco's Laws Draco's Laws Draco's Laws Draco's Laws (big ending) (you know what im talking about right here those cold-ass-jive-draconian draconia ... laws!) Notes =========== Draco's laws If their chewing on some gum crowd: 'put them to death!' if they spit on the street crowd: “put them to death!” if they're smoking some weed crowd: “put them to death” it's Draco's laws '...uhhhhh....I hurt my back....' 'put to death!' '....I (ain't) got no food...' 'put to death!' ...some kind of message, that yes this is sarcasm to make a point aobut harsh sentences.... so the next person with overly harsh sentences... (and anybody that says 'put to death?') (feeble old guy) 'eh.. put to death?' the 9/11 killers! (crowd: put to death!) the world trade center killers! (crowd: put to death!) the 9/11 pentagon (missile) killers! (crowd: put to death!) (the Shanksville plane killers! (crowd: put to death!)) Frank Fiorini Sturgis! (crowd: put to death!) Thane Eugene Cesar! (crowd: put to death!) The killer of Chandra Levy! (crowd: put to death!) The killer of Nicole Simpson! (crowd: put to death!) The killer of Bonnie Bakley! (crowd: put to death!) The killer of Jam Master Jay! (crowd: put to death!) The killer of my mom! (crowd: put to death!) The killer of Paul Wellstone! (crowd: put to death!) The killer of Bertha Champaign! (crowd: put to death!) The killers of JFK! (put to death!) The neuron laser killers! (put to death!) killers of the nonviolent! (put to death!) The killer of John Lennon/Mark David Chapman (put to death!) The secret thought-image camera net killers! (Put to death!) The Martin Luther King killers! (Put to death!) The killer of Ana Politskaya! (Put to death!) The killer of that Russian guy in England! (Put to death!) The 7/7 inside-job killers! (put to death!) the killers of drug traffickers! (put to death!) the killers of homosexuals! (put to death!) the killers of promiscuous women! (put to death!) the killers of atheists! (put to death!) the killers of the nonviolent religious! (put to death!) and then a version (crowd: life in jail!/lock in jail!/life in prison!/off their 'ed!/to the neuron laser with'm!/laser off their 'ed!) (plenty of people to choose from: Lana Clarkson, unsolved kid murder, pick one from latimes murder roll, tien amin square protestors, ) but murdered 3000 people not even a slap on the wrist! Galvanized a million people not even a slap on the wrist! Believe in the wrong religion put to death Believe in the wrong gods put to death dont believe in the state religion put to death dont believe in the correct state gods put to death! --------- new additions horn/brass section G G A C G A E -E D G if yer chewing some gum if yer smoking some weed if yer kissing a girl if yer talking to yourself if yer singing in the rain if you didnt shave your gam (if you didnt shave your mug) – if you grow a moustachhe if yer wearing a dress if yer kissing a buoy if yer looking at a nude if yer walking/ever in the nude if somebody saw yer boob took a picture of your boob remotely moved a muscle remotely made somebody itch remotely planted/beamed a bad suggestion neuron wrote a terrible smell had an affair had a homosexual experience stole a loaf of bread kissed your neighbors dog/sheep/cow touched a person's balls/touched on a ball saw what somewhat thought secretly heard our thoughts secretly watched our thoughts secretly watched people in the nude secretly watch people in their houses secretly watched people in their showers chewed on some panties smelled dirty underwear wore somebody's bra strapped on a dong took the name of the lord in vein didnt go to church didnt go to school dont brush yer teeth didnt floss your teeth didnt wash the dishes cool little horn section progression of: EEAE E G A EEAE EAG (like playing drums but with horns) bass E E E E upper E EGF# G GBA B BDC# ...etc